yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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