We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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