Got a toothbrush?
Do vagina's smell?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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