My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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