Have you finally orgasmed yet?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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