So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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