Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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