do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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