Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You may now shotgun with the bride
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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