Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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