When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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