Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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