He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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