Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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