He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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