I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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