butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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