I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Holy shit dude........stairs
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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