Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My life is pants optional.
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