South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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