i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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