There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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