did you get engaged???
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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