She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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