That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
