her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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