chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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