Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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