Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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