Define "chronic" masturbator.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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