well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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