So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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