Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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