whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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