you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Randomize
