meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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