3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
