I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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