Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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