what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
