every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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