so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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