You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
