He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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