I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i think i just lost a toe
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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