Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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