i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize