Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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