if you like me you must not know who I am
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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