is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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