I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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