no. you can't hotbox the world.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
